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h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god

ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you upimage

221b-benedict-cumberbatch:

"how many tv shows do you watch?"

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I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

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killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

bastille:

Omg

bastille:

Omg

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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fat-birds:

national zoo pygmy falcon.

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
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